BUY BOOKS.

Well, you might be enjoying our current story online, but what if you want a hard copy in book form so you can read it on the beach, or on a plane, or in bed? Or maybe you want a comedy novel in eBook form? Fear not! We have a solution – it’s an interesting chemical mixture, which leaves a lovely violet coloured precipitate if you heat it long enough over a Bunsen burner… But I digress.
I want the eBook! CLICK HERE
I want the North American paperback! CLICK HERE
I want the 'Rest of the World' paperback! CLICK HERE
We have 2 paperback versions of the book available – one is for fans in the U.S.A. and Canada and the other is for everyone else in the world. The reason for this is a highly complicated shipping issue, but just follow the instructions at the bookshop and you will get the best bargain paperback for wherever you are... Or you can laugh in the face of the credit crunch and order a hardback. CLICK HERE
The books are fully illustrated with pretty much all the pictures from the website, are professionally bound and are really lovely. So if you like the feel of a book in your hands while you’re reading, just click on the link below and follow the instructions.