CONTACT US.
We are always delighted to hear from you, but please remember two things when contacting us...
1. We are not a large organisation with lackeys to stir our tea and whatnot. Therefore, if it takes us a while to get back to you, please don’t be cross, because it’s just the two of us here.
2. We are under daily attack from Lobstermen. It’s a most bothersome problem and we’ve phoned the local Council about it, but they’re not helping at all. They can’t work out which department has jurisdiction over the issue, because on the one hand they’re giant lobsters, in which case it’s the Rogue Creatures Department, but on the other claw, they’re also men – which makes it a public disorder issue and therefore a Police matter. The long and the short of it is, we have to spend half the day repelling these cranky crustaceans, which massively cuts down on the time we can spend answering emails.
Thank you for your patience.
You can email us at the following address: