Welcome to Dredly.com the website that's literally awash* with psychotic moustaches, shape-shifting polar bears, squeaky shoes, Swiss killer gnomes, evil children's entertainers and surveillance pigeons. Our current story is A Pinch Of Sage And Dredly, which charts the somewhat unlikely adventures of shiftless loafers Jedec Sage and Salokin Dredly as they thwart evil, battle the establishment and set off on a quest for comfortable footwear.
With free story updates every Thursday and a special onsite section just for bears** Dredly.com is the perfect way to relax at work while looking like you’re doing important research on the web.
Now you have a choice...
*That is a lie. Sorry. Obviously it won’t literally be awash with anything, because that would wreck our computer. Our marketing advisors thought it would make it sound ‘now’ and ‘exciting’ if we put that in.
**But not Koalas, which are not bears. You know you’re not bears, so don’t even try it. I’m not kidding, buddy, get your paw off the mouse and step away from the computer.